What's old and wrinkly? old people

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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