An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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