- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Oh, right

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

White NBA players.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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