Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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alex is cool

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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