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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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