Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Obama

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

knock knock Goodbye

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

wenis

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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