A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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