- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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