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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? bannanas

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

it's funny because it's funny

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

justin beiber sucks

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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