- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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