Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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