How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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