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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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