Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

THE GAME

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

I am quite mature.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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