- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

united we sit, cause we're fat

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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