- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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