- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Racial Equality

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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