A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

And you honored it I see :P

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

ejaculation JLR

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A American seeking into mexico

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