- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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