A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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