- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

women's rights.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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