Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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