- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

mikey is cute

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Cancer.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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