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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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