Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

what do you call your mama at the gas station

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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