Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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