- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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