Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what to call someone thats gay zak

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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