- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trump will make America great again.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Women outside of the kitchen.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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