- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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