Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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