- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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