What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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