- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

I had friends on the Death Star.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

WNBA

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

John Cena

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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