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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.