- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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