- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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