What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Caroline Kelly.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

knock knock go away!!!

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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