- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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