- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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