- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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