What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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hi

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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