- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Prostitution is bad.......

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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