Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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