- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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