- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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