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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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