- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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