- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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