- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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